Grill Sergeant Apron – Reporting for Doody
For the dad who runs the grill like a military operation—and cracks jokes like it’s basic training. This apron’s got enough char to cover a whole backyard barbecue.
🍔 Durable enough for any mess
🥓 Funny enough for full-on dad pride
🧦 Features tactical socks, tongs, and Grade-A grill sass
Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any day dad’s on doody duty at the grill.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable groaning from family members.
More details
- 100% organic cotton
- Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
- Adjustable straps
- Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Koda's Treasures
- Email: amaeantakeda-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.